• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

posted 1 day ago with 58,084 notes

"thou shalt not be seen with a fuckboy unless he got money"
shakespeare (via coldwaterss)

posted 1 day ago with 2,694 notes

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

posted 2 days ago with 71,212 notes

"The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous, and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening."
Helen Mirren, quoted in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” (via psych-facts)

posted 2 days ago with 7,091 notes

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

posted 2 days ago with 41,862 notes

  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

posted 2 days ago with 247,215 notes

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

posted 3 days ago with 207,651 notes

bratsquad:


I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me