raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

posted 12 hours ago with 705,129 notes

logisticals:

Ϟ GLOW ME A KISS Ϟ

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

posted 18 hours ago with 95,535 notes

italian-luxury:

Horsepower | More | Ferrari F12 Berlinetta
Credit: Héctor Mañón via (500px)
shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

swans-and-apples:

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

I love you.

posted 1 day ago with 58,698 notes

lustt-and-luxury:

Adorable

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

posted 1 day ago with 123,504 notes

sophisticatedsarcasm:

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

no lie. you’d all die.
friends included.

posted 1 day ago with 453,930 notes

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via bl-ossomed)

posted 1 day ago with 277,549 notes